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Dandelion Stationery

It's Been A Long Hard Slog Card

It's Been A Long Hard Slog Card
Free Hugs Card

Free Hugs Card
Screwfix Dad Card

Screwfix Dad Card
Egg-cellent Easter Card

Egg-cellent Easter Card
All You Need Is Love Card

All You Need Is Love Card
Top of the Pops Card

Top of the Pops Card
Birthday Boy Card

Birthday Boy Card
Be a Flamingo Card

Be a Flamingo Card
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Gin Lover's Soap. The label is green ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Gin Lover's Soap. The unique scent of an over-priced artisan Gin mixed with a fancy, flavoured tonic, combined with a subtle hint of ice cubes and lime garnish.'

Gin Lover's Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Dad Soap. The label is green and turquoise ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Dad Soap.An aromatic scent of Dad Jokes, mixed with undertones of embarrassing Dad Dancing. A hint of a Dad Bod combined with a strong essence of the 'Bank of Dad'.'

Dad Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Dog Lover's Soap. The label is blue and yellow ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Dog Lover's Soap. A strong essence of unconditional love and evening snuggles combined with long leisurely walk. Subtle undertone of slobber and gravy bones.'

Dog Lover's Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Menopause Soap. The label is purple and dusky pink ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Menopause Soap. The unmistakable scent of a hot flush and mood swings, combined with a strong undertone of night sweats and a hairy top lip.'

Menopause Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Yoga Lover Soap. The label is mint green ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Yoga Lover Soap. The unique scent of a downward facing dog, combined with a distinct aroma of Sun Salutation. A delicate essence of Vinyasa with a subtle undertone of Namaste.'

Yoga Lover Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Mid-Life Crisis Soap. The label is orange and turquoise ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Mid-Life Crisis Soap. An aromatic scent of fast cars and motorcycles mixed with subtle notes of a fancy new hobby. The occasional hint of a tattoo or piercing.'

Mid-Life Crisis Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Old Person Soap. The label is mustard yellow and brown ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Old Person Soap. The unmistakable aroma of nostalgia combined with a subtle hint of bingo and crosswords. A unique scent of 'not understanding the internet' mixed with an obsession about the weather.'

Old Person Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Golfer's Soap. The label is teal and rusty red ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Golfer's Soap. The unmistakable aroma of a 'hole in one' combined with an occasional birdie. A strong undertone of a 'swift' stop at the 19th hole.'

Golfer's Soap
Photo of the Dandelion Stationery Outdoorsy Soap . The label is green ombre. The caption on the soap packaging says: 'Outdoorsy Soap. A delightful scent of fresh air and open spaces, mixed with subtle hint of tents and camper vans. An aromatic undertone of alfresco drinking.'

Outdoorsy Soap
Best Dad in the South West Card

Best Dad in the South West Card
Black & White Lily With Sympathy Card

Black & White Lily With Sympathy Card
Chocolate Helps Card

Chocolate Helps Card
Make A New Plan Card

Make A New Plan Card
Christmas Can Be Tough Card

Christmas Can Be Tough Card
Cancer Sucks Card

Cancer Sucks Card
Dandelion Stationery Happy First Father's Day Card

Dandelion Stationery Happy First Father's Day Card